HARRY POTTER

1) Hermione

2) Rita

3) Luna

4) Snape

5) Dumbledore

6) Ron

7) Harry

8) Ginny

9) Hagrid

10) Lupin

11) Sirius

12) Voldemort

01.   Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Ron/Sirius??! Oh please, no, never!

02.   Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Snape. Sure he is. Hot in his way. ^^ I mean, he's ugly for sure but Alan Rickman is so sexy!! Plus, Snape is really classy ^^

03. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Voldemort could get someone pregnant, I'm sure he wouldn't choose Ginny ^^ Well, they were pretty close when Ginny had the diary, but now it's simply out of the question!!! Anyway, what would happen? A public scandal, Harry killing himself, Ginny renied by her whole family, and er… Rita would love it ^^

04. Can you recommend any fics about Nine?

Wow, I'm sorry but I'm not really a fan of Hagrid, so I don't read
any fics about him. I'm sure there is some great fics about him though, but not a fan ^^

05. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Rita and Ron? Not a chance. She's too old, and I'm a Ron/Hermione shipper, so definitely NO.

06. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Argh, I'm not lucky with that one. Dumbly/Hagrid or Dumbly/Lupin? Erk!!! Dumbly goes with McGonagall or no one ^^ But if I had to choose, well, I'd say Dumbly/Hagrid only because it makes more sense in a way…

07. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Harry saw Rita and Voldemort have sex? Er… he would run away from the room immediately; not only because it's impossible, but also because it's gotta be an awful, really disgusting show ^^

08. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Luna falls in love with her DADA teacher, Remus Lupin. That would be her thoughts about it, kind of like Mrs Dalloway ^^ I could do it one day…

09. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Hermione/Ginny. Nope. Sorry.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Yop, Harry/Voldemort hurt/comfort fic… how many of those are there? ^^ A title… "Beyond faith, beyond reason". Don't ask me why. Ask the prophety ^^

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

What a sweet world, "deflower"… *smiles at Lydzi*. Anyway, that would have to be a hell of a plot to make Snape deflower Hermione. I guess he would have to talk to her about Potion or DADA after a class, then teach her some new things sweetly, and then telling her about his personnal life, about James Potter for instance… oh, never mind, that could never, never happen ^^

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Yes indeed. Harry slash fics are quite common anyway.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I do. ^^

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don't know what a "friend list" is exactely, but yes I know people who write about Sirius.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Rita/Snape/Dumbledore. Who is the freak who would write about it?

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Ahoooooooou *Scream of a were-wolf* I let you imagine why…

17. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

Rita would say to Remus: "A were-wolf, really? How… stirring."

18. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A very, very long time I didn't read about Dumbledore… *cries*

19. What is Six's super-secret kink?

Ron likes to joke. He's soooo cute, I love him ^^

20. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

OH NO Please! Sirius/Hagrid. Drunk, drunk, drunk. Oh, never mind, he couldn't.

21. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Luna/Harry. I like this ship. Harry tops ^^

22. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." 

Hermione and Hagrid are in a happy relationship (aheeeem) until Hagrid suddenly runs off with Snape (MDRR). Hermione, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sirius and a brief unhappy affair with Voldemort (OH MY…), then follows the wise advice of Dumbledore (that's the only thing that actually makes sense in this thing, Dumbledore giving a wise advice ^^) and finds true love with Luna." 

I'll punch the guy who ever dares to write that story…

23. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? 

Harry/Ginny. It has actually happen, guys, in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince… ^^ Oh, and may I point out that before the book was release, I wrote a fic about this ship? Nice, huh? ^^